Tales From A Church Tea Room
Number 2, Three Sweet Little Old LadieseBook - 2015
In a Church tea room yes you do find young people, why wouldn't you? But, obviously in an Age UK meeting in a church tea room, you will sometimes get the New 30 type 55 year olds like me, on a mission to test out the 'old years' to see what it's going to be like. There are also those who have miraculously managed to take the bullets of life, they have survived terrible weather forecasts, voted in new and out the old governments and immediately begun to complain as this new lot do exactly the same as the others and then wait, with bitter twisted long faces until that magical time when they are called upon through the debris of another war, Civil or other, to demand yet another bunch to abuse them ... people never learn on that one id est if a man wearing his war uniform id est a grey suit and tie appears on television and refuses to answer yes or no, immediately switch to Judge Rinder or top star Jeremy Kyle, King of the chavs, where you will get a hands down better show with fewer promises and lies Jeremy's biggest lie is 'No! Graham and I are NOT trying for a baby! Although Graham has always wanted to openly breast-feed in public'; both Messer's Rinder and Kyle would make better stand-ups though (which is a compliment).Well all of that necessary sheep flock slavery type life (at least the church calls them the flock, thus proving the likeness to sheep with a sugar coating) lived for those who have by some miracle made seventy or eighty years of age on meagre rations as the money is for the kids to blow takes its toll and, it can produce two people in one, the Jeckyl and Hyde mind syndrome. Hyde, the naughty gene, of course lays dormant in public, avoiding detection, but sometimes shows itself in January sales, or in bus queues where something flips Hyde into action, sometimes bloody if they have a stick which is a prop to justify Disability Allowance and Jeckyl is forced to take a back seat (no, not on the bus); because she is nice and wants nothing to do with obnoxious Hyde. But, Hyde always acts in innocence, or so it would seem. Hyde appears mostly in sweet little old ladies and, of course it is 'always' a pleasure to meet her'; of course it is ... --Provided by publisher.
Publisher: [Place of publication not identified] : Frankie Lassut, 2015.
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Alternative Title: Three Sweet Little Old Ladies
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