Calamity Jayne and the Sisterhood of the Traveling Lawn GnomeeBook - 2015
What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain?A space invader. Ace Cub Reporter Tressa "Calamity" Jayne Turner is back in Grandville and ready to enjoy the slower pace of with small town life and begin building a dating resume with one handsome ranger. It's Frontier Days at the Historical Village, but mischief's afoot-of the malicious variety-when vandals target the area, stealing and damaging property and leaving behind spray-painted signatures in the form of hot pink tornadoes. So what else besides a gang of local thugs threatens Knox County's frontier festivities? Only a cross-dressing aunt bent on a reunion "gotcha," two-relationships in crisis, three dates from hell, an eccentric local with an ET obsession, five burning questions for a man-o'-mystery, and a missing lawn gnome that makes Chucky seem benevolent by comparison. It's a countdown to a showdown where strange lights in the sky, "signs" on the trees, and horses of a different color are only the beginning of this close encounter of the Calamity Jayne kind. And Tressa Jayne? She's ready to believe. Calamity Jayne Mysteries: Calamity Jayne - book #1Calamity Jayne and the Fowl Play at the Fair - book #2Calamity Jayne and the Haunted Homecoming - book #3Calamity Jayne and the Campus Caper- book #4Calamity Jayne in the Wild, Wild West- book #5Calamity Jayne and the Hijinks on the High Seas- book #6Calamity Jayne and the Trouble with Tandems- book #7Calamity Jayne and the Sisterhood of the Traveling Lawn Gnome - book #8What critics are saying about the Calamity Jayne Mysteries:"Filled with dumb-blonde jokes, nonstop action and rapid-fire banter, this is a perfect read for chick-lit fans who enjoy a dash of mystery."~ Publishers' Weekly" Fun and lighthearted with an interesting mystery, a light touch of romance and some fascinating characters."~ RT Book Reviews" Throw in two parts Nancy Drew, one part Lucille Ball, add a dash of Stephanie Plum, shake it all up and you've got a one-of-a-kind amateur sleuth with a penchant for junk food and hot-pink snakeskin cowgirl boots. A word to the wise: if you're prone to laughing out loud when reading funny books, try not to read Calamity Jayne when you're sandwiched between two sleeping passengers on an airplane. . .sometimes we learn these things the hard way."~ Chick Lit Cafe" Bacus provides lots of small-town fun with this lovable, fair-haired klutz and lively story, liberally salted with dumb-blond jokes."~ Booklist *starred review*. --Provided by publisher.
Publisher: [Place of publication not identified] : Gemma Halliday, 2015.
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