Irreverent Distraction No.6, Beware of the ScientistseBook - 2012
I hope you read the long description.I can't help but think that the cover looks like a Moomin Winter book, but, I'm so bad at drawing and coloring, that the cover is supposed to be green as far as the land is concerned. It's white because if I had gone green, I would have lost the trees and it would have been shit (ok, MORE shit than what it actually is).You read in the paper; 'drinking red wine may cause cancer, say scientists' ... so you analyse your red wine intake (and cut down).One month later, you read; 'red wine may not be a cause of cancer, say scientists' ... so you up your red wine intake, because you're ok to do so now ... you've been given the all clear by the 'experts'.But wait!A month later you read; scientific test reveal that red wine probably does cause cancer ... you analyse your red wine (cheese, butter, calcium, tree bark, asprin, dust, cockroach poo, oxygen, toothpaste, Big Mac's, soup, etc) intake, and again, go to the off licence on Sat night, rent the DVD, but with no 'red serum' to make the movie you've already watched 100 times, any better ... Dirty Dancing is a dream, but only when you're 'souped up' ... but your 'red wine soup' causes cancer ... again! It was ok last month! What's going on?!There is only one antidote for B***s**t! ... --Provided by publisher.
Publisher: [Place of publication not identified] : Frankie Lassut, 2012.
Branch Call Number: EBOOK
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